... does anybody know what’s going on at PittWatch. Sherry’s site redirects to crushable.com.

So, where does Angelina now direct our captivated eyes? ... well, on the Haitian children of course! Here she is meeting with the President of the Dominican Republic, Leonel Fernandez at his presidential palace.

Personally, I hope she laid into him. The DR needs to bury the hatchet, step up to the plate, and really take their hurting neighbor under their wing. The island should be one nation in my opinion.

Angelina also visited the pediatric ward of a Santa Domingo hospital where Haitian children victims of the 7.0 earthquake are being cared for. Tuesday, Angelina will be in Port-au-Prince continuing her UN Refugee goodwill ambassador role.

Excellent job diverting all this attention back on what really is important !!

Remember, at the very least, text “HAITI” to 90999 and make a $10 donation for the American Red Cross Haiti relief effort. Brad and Angelina have already donated $1 million to help with the earthquake relief.

Brad and Angelina had a lot of snuggle time at the game. So take that “News of the World” and throw a LAWSUIT on top of it too.

Break-up stories were staple material in the early Brangelina days and made gobs of money each time they got printed. Over the years, they’ve lost their steam. It’s a work of art to bring that story up from the dead and make it fly again. I say timing is the key.

I think interest in Brangelina peaked when the twins were born. After that, the public continued to be saturated with them and everyone got sick of it. I noticed the narrative on their lives really dropped off when public eyeballs focused in on Michael Jackson’s death. Since then, Brad and Angelina have never regained focal point attention. Their relationship is so stable and normal. There’s been nothing much to write about and I bet Brad and Angelina like it that way (... unless I’m wrong and they really were trying to drum up attention with their McDonalds drive-thru outings).

So, before posting another break-up story, you have to wait long enough for people to be willing to revisit the Brad and Angelina narrative. Of course, your story needs to be half believable as well. Then, you have to wait for the perfect time. You couldn’t have done it early last week. Everyone was looking at Haiti. You can’t wait too long because all eyes will be on the Winter Olympics. Now is a great time to publish the lie! The only thing going on are the American football playoffs and that’s not the demographics I’m shooting at. So, you throw your tale out into the pool of constant information circling the globe and hope for the best. Hurray! This one worked and now you get to cash in the money from it. Done deal.

Listen, Brad and Angelina are not Jon and Kate. So, don’t cry Dooce. They’re fine, they’re fine.

They will NEVER separate … Angelina spontaneously murdering Brad due to stress from raising such a large clan of little ones … that one, we’ll have to wait and see.

So, what’s up with Brad’s scraggly beard? Well, he’s getting ready for a new role playing famous British explorer Colonel Percy Harrison Fawcett. The film will be based upon last year’s book, The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon … I bet the twins just love yanking on that thing.

I think we should do some “investigative journalism” on Ian Halperin.

According to Wikipedia:
Ian Halperin is a Canadian investigative journalist and writer from Montreal, Quebec, whose 2009 book, Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, went to number one on the New York Times bestseller list on July 24, 2009. He is the author or coauthor of nine books, including Celine Dion: Behind the Fairytale, Fire and Rain: The James Taylor Story and Hollywood Undercover. He coauthored Who Killed Kurt Cobain? and Love and Death: The Murder of Kurt Cobain with Max Wallace. Ian has contributed to 60 Minutes II and is a regular correspondent for Court TV.

Wow. Impressive credentials! I can’t wait to see how he nails Brad and Angelina next month. Let’s go over to Amazon and find out more about that Michael Jackson New York Times bestseller of his. Currently, Ian’s book has 98 one star ratings out of 168 reviews. Ouch! Well over 50% think his Jackson book is pure garbage.

Here’s a sample from 2 of the Amazon reviews on Ian’s Michael Jackson book.
One:
Having followed Ian’s other explosive celebrity scoops and books over the past several years I sort of knew what to expect with this one. Ian is the one who exclusively revealed on his blog that Angelina Jolie has sex daily with men, women, dogs, plants, and suggestively even her own children. He claims that Brad Pitt impregnated a mysterious Sudanese model who then traveled to Cannes this year to confront him, but then never said another word about it. He claimed multiple times that David Carradine was murdered, when in fact the forensic experts confirmed that Carradine died of accidental erotic asphyxiation. One of his biggest things is to “out” celebrities and in his mind most all of Hollywood is gay. Unfortunately, none of Ian’s exclusives have ever been substantiated by any factual evidence, and most read more like fabricated tales than concrete accounts.

Late last year Ian first alleged (as he does in his book) that Michael Jackson was suffering from a potpourri of deadly diseases including but not limited to Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Deficiency, chronic gastrointestinal bleeding, severe emphysema, 95% blind in his left eye, near mute, lung and liver diseases and in dire need of a transplant, serious back and leg pain, virtually bedridden and unable to get out, amongst other outlandish illnesses which seemed to grow each week. After these claims were roundly denied by Michael Jackson, Ian aggressively promised to bring out medical records and evidence to support these claims, he never did so but instead challenged Michael to take a medical exam to prove he didn’t have such illnesses. In fact, a mandatory five hour medical exam was conducted several months ago as required by the insurance carriers of the concert series in London (which Ian never mentioned until the day Michael made the announcement himself). The certified doctors responsible for this 50-point exam, including one from New York, confirmed that other than a slight hay fever (cold) he was in great health and the only other illnesses he had was his well known skin condition Vitiligo and Lupus. After Michael Jackson passed away, forensic experts and those conducting the autopsy again made note that he did NOT die due to natural causes or lingering illnesses and that we’d have to wait for a toxicology report. It is suspected that a single anesthetic was administered by an inexperienced doctor which led to his shocking death, not all of the reasons Ian has proclaimed.

Two:
Celebrity biographers are an interesting breed. It’s important to keep questioning their motives as you read along. Some do it for wealth, some do it for fame, some do it to glorify or defame their subject. Very rarely do you find someone committing their life’s work to the raw truth in these type of profiles. Not when sensationalism sells. Halperin’s latest work should be considered professional fan fiction.

Bingo. Mr. Halperin dishes lies for the money and December is going to be a cash cow for him. Tabloid work in book form is Mr. Halperin’s specialty. So, all you Brangelina haters out there, enjoy your Brangelina fiction present this Christmas.

They are now almost 15 months old, big enough to get into some trouble but small enough to easily control. It’s like the wind starting to pick up from the outer bands of a hurricane. The storm is coming. Let the fun begin!