Gum and Split
Nov 13th, 2007 by brangelina
Scene: London red carpet premier of Beowulf
Snafu: Angelina has gum on the bottom of her high heels plus she’s got a rip in the back of her pants right over her tushy.
Save: Brad Pitt, the valiant man he is, sacrifices himself by firmly holding her tushy to shield her from a gawking world and to prevent further rippage.
... maybe the pants split because of pregnancy weight gain.
One Response to “Gum and Split”
I heard a blip rumor on an entertainment site that she was pregnant but it is so hard to tell.
That Brad Pitt gets the best job. Next time she needs a tushy holder I’m going to apply for the job.