Archive for November, 2007

Scene: London red carpet premier of Beowulf Snafu: Angelina has gum on the bottom of her high heels plus she’s got a rip in the back of her pants right over her tushy. Save: Brad Pitt, the valiant man he is, sacrifices himself by firmly holding her tushy to shield her from a gawking world [...]

Grendel’s mother is waiting for you.