The Gold Standard
Apr 13th, 2007 by brangelina
Well, I’m not buying the yacht story going around. So, I’m not going to talk about it. Here’s the realistic news:
According to Professor Ava Shamban (Can you really become a cosmetic surgery professor?), the ultimate desired look is Angelina’s.
“Angelina Jolie, with her exquisite looks, is the current gold standard of beauty in the states and in the West in general right now,” said Prof Shamban, who has appeared on the chat show Oprah and the reality TV series Extreme Makeover.
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Australian College of Cosmetic Surgery president Michael Zacharia said requests for Jolie’s looks were becoming increasingly frequent.
“It’s common to hear people say ‘I want lips or cheekbones like Angelina Jolie’s', and her association with Brad Pitt has just accentuated this,” Dr Zacharia said.
(Source: Brisbane Times)
Here’s a “juicy bite”. If that’s a true story, it’s good to know Angelina is trying to gain some weight. Big Macs aren’t healthy but, really, is there a healthy way to gain weight. I give this story a 30% chance of being true.
2 Responses to “The Gold Standard”





I saw on US Magazine that the Yacht story was a bunch of bull..but then again it is US Magazine…
I haven’t heard anything about the yacht in quite awhile. So, we can probably add this to the collection of short stories that will one day make for a nice comedy book.