Brangelina: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Gossip

There’s been a number of popular stories I haven’t cover since the arrival of Shiloh. If you haven’t been keeping up with the headlines lately, this is for you.

* Namibia’s President Thanks Angelina Jolie
In his personal note, President Sam Nujoma writes: “For the first time ever, our entire nation can agree on something – how wonderful it is that you chose Namibia for your special day. You didn’t just birth a child but a new era for our new country. If we are the UN’s baby, then you, as one of its greatest supporters, are among its founding mothers. “Never forget, you and your family will always have a home here,” he added.

Way to go Angelina! That’s another world stage brownie point for you.

* Brangelina body guard accused of assault in Namibia.
Literally, this is the only black eye from the African retreat. Thugs are dispensable though. I say Brad should go up to the paparazzi stationed outside his home and hire them to be the new family bodyguards. When a fresh set of paparazzi take over the stake out, Brad can send the new bodyguards out to rough them up a bit. Paparazzi beating up paparazzi. It doesn’t get any better than that.

* T-shirts, get your t-shirts!
A baby born in Namibia causes a national shopping boom. Is this a great country or what?

* Did Tom Cruise Fly Angelina Jolie, Pitt, Baby Shiloh Home?
No, no, no! Please no Scientology!

* Malibu compound gets draped.
Maddox: “No mommy, don’t let them put up the curtains again!”

* National Enquirer – Shiloh may not be Brad’s baby.
Die Enquirer, just die.

* Life & Style magazine poll – Brad is the 2006 “Dad of the Year”
Now that’s more like it. Happy 1st Father’s Day Brad!