Comments on: Choosing your celebrities wisely

By: Kat

Kat — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 18:48:10 +0000

Oh thanks! One last favor from me this time; can you tie chinniston to your little pinky toe before you jump? Thanks in advance!

By: eddie

eddie — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:35:13 +0000

Oh yeah! Thanks for the advise…I’ll do that tomorrow!!!

By: Kat

Kat — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 19:47:18 +0000

Yep, just as delusional as always eddie. Do your family a favor and go jump off a cliff now.

By: Eddie

Eddie — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:48:18 +0000

There aint nothing MORE COOLER AND KEEN than my brilliance, and my madre’s for having myself. Hey- I can’t, quit being such a winner…oh but I can’t help it! I’m so fortunate and God is great!!!

By: Kat

Kat — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:45:21 +0000

There aint nothing MORE STUPID than your stupid ass and yo mutha’s for having you. Hey eddie, quit being such a reject…oh but you can’t help it. You poor misfortunate sob.

By: eddie

eddie — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:21:10 +0000

Why even bother writing that? That was too STUPIT!!!!!!

By: kat

kat — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 19:44:16 +0000

Hey eddie,

I heard your idol, big nose, tried out for the reality show The Swan but was turned down because the plastic surgeons all said that she’s just too ugly and her face is beyond repair, especially, her humungous chin!

By: eddie

eddie — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 21:10:36 +0000

Yeah yeah yeah, whatever you GED candidate! Start saving your money and someday you can compile enough money to buy your very own trailer, not just rent one. You’ve got to posess one of the lowest IQ’s among any human beans, living or dead, sistah stinkah!

By: Angel

Angel — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 03:19:53 +0000

here you go mr. ed

‘ Mr. Personality ‘

Chorus:
they call you mr personality because you’re so ugly
they call you mr personality because you’re so ugly
you’re so ugly
mr personality, you’re so ugly
mr personality, you’re so ugly
mr personality, you’re so ugly
When i look at you i go outta my mind,
its like im lookin at someones behind.
you make the children scream and babys cry,
with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
you’re so ugly, your dad hadda tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
ooh thats ugly.
Chorus
No matter what you wear, your face doesnt match,
i dont think you were born, you hadda be hatched.
everyone you meet gets one hell of a stare,
they cant fall asleep cause your a walking nightmare.
you’re so ugly…i heard that when you were born, the dr slapped yo momma.
ooh man thats ugly.
Chorus
You make frankenstein look like johnny depp,
and when you cross the street you cause a major car wreck.
you asked my grandma if she needed help with her bags,
i’ve never seen an old lady run so fast.
Geez look at those glasses…are those coke bottles or something?
is that your face…or did your neck throw up something?
Chorus
You’re so ugly

By: eddie

eddie — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 23:18:54 +0000

OMG!!!! Eddie, YOU ROCK!!!!