Brangelina: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Gossip

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13 Responses to “Choosing your celebrities wisely”

1. on 30 Mar 2006 at 2:06 am1kev

   Here’s a little tidbit for you AJ fans……I think this was said quite nicely (published in US Weekly Magazine)

   “Enter Rob Shuter, damage-control publicist extraordinaire! Shuter has clearly noticed that Angelina Jolie’s charity work and adopting of orphans made everyone forget about the husband-stealing, brother-smooching, using blood as a neckcessory side of her.”

   Kudos Mr. Shuter…you hit the nail right on the head!

2. on 30 Mar 2006 at 6:26 am2eddie

   Right on Kev! Least we forget what happened in the past!

3. on 02 Apr 2006 at 11:28 am3Kat

   Hey eddie,

   Stop talking to yourself you big nerd!

4. on 04 Apr 2006 at 4:48 am4eddie

   OMG!!!! Eddie, YOU ROCK!!!!

5. on 06 Apr 2006 at 8:49 am5Angel

   here you go mr. ed

   ‘ Mr. Personality ‘

   Chorus:
   they call you mr personality because you’re so ugly
   they call you mr personality because you’re so ugly
   you’re so ugly
   mr personality, you’re so ugly
   mr personality, you’re so ugly
   mr personality, you’re so ugly
   When i look at you i go outta my mind,
   its like im lookin at someones behind.
   you make the children scream and babys cry,
   with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
   you’re so ugly, your dad hadda tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
   ooh thats ugly.
   Chorus
   No matter what you wear, your face doesnt match,
   i dont think you were born, you hadda be hatched.
   everyone you meet gets one hell of a stare,
   they cant fall asleep cause your a walking nightmare.
   you’re so ugly…i heard that when you were born, the dr slapped yo momma.
   ooh man thats ugly.
   Chorus
   You make frankenstein look like johnny depp,
   and when you cross the street you cause a major car wreck.
   you asked my grandma if she needed help with her bags,
   i’ve never seen an old lady run so fast.
   Geez look at those glasses…are those coke bottles or something?
   is that your face…or did your neck throw up something?
   Chorus
   You’re so ugly

6. on 07 Apr 2006 at 2:40 am6eddie

   Yeah yeah yeah, whatever you GED candidate! Start saving your money and someday you can compile enough money to buy your very own trailer, not just rent one. You’ve got to posess one of the lowest IQ’s among any human beans, living or dead, sistah stinkah!

7. on 09 Apr 2006 at 1:14 am7kat

   Hey eddie,

   I heard your idol, big nose, tried out for the reality show The Swan but was turned down because the plastic surgeons all said that she’s just too ugly and her face is beyond repair, especially, her humungous chin!

8. on 11 Apr 2006 at 7:51 am8eddie

   Why even bother writing that? That was too STUPIT!!!!!!

9. on 13 Apr 2006 at 6:15 am9Kat

   There aint nothing MORE STUPID than your stupid ass and yo mutha’s for having you. Hey eddie, quit being such a reject…oh but you can’t help it. You poor misfortunate sob.

10. on 14 Apr 2006 at 8:18 am10Eddie

    There aint nothing MORE COOLER AND KEEN than my brilliance, and my madre’s for having myself. Hey- I can’t, quit being such a winner…oh but I can’t help it! I’m so fortunate and God is great!!!

11. on 15 Apr 2006 at 1:17 am11Kat

    Yep, just as delusional as always eddie. Do your family a favor and go jump off a cliff now.

12. on 15 Apr 2006 at 7:05 am12eddie

    Oh yeah! Thanks for the advise…I’ll do that tomorrow!!!

13. on 16 Apr 2006 at 12:18 am13Kat

    Oh thanks! One last favor from me this time; can you tie chinniston to your little pinky toe before you jump? Thanks in advance!