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Mar 16th, 2006 by Brangelina news

Has anyone checked out Gawker Stalker?

This is hilarious. I can’t wait for Brangelina to make another trip to the UN.

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on 17 Mar 2006 at 1:39 am1Mercedes

I saw “Gawker.com” on the news last night. If there’s one way to make sure more people check out this “stalker site” then it is to display it on television. Honestly.
on 17 Mar 2006 at 1:51 am2B,A,M,Z & lil Pitt fan

There is a story floating around that Brangelina will be getting married this weekend at Clooney’s pad in Italy. Also, has anyone seen the recent pictures of Michael Douglas and Catherine on vacation? OMG he looks absolutly horrible. You know what they say people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Catherine has to be with him for the money because the rest of the package needs recycled.
on 17 Mar 2006 at 2:40 am3Brangelina

Yes, I’ve been seeing those stories. I’m so tired of posting every little wind of wedding speculation. It sounds like a broken record after a while. This one does seem like one of the bigger waves making it around the net.

Just think, if they would announce where and when the wedding would be, it might get more coverage than Charles and Lady Di did. Since that will never happen, we need a Gawker Google Earth to keep tabs on them.
on 17 Mar 2006 at 3:08 am4kev

You’re really dillusioned if you think it would make bigger coverage than Charles and Di…...OH MY GOD! Get over yourselves…P.S. at least Michael Douglas has a class wife and not a ho who bangs every leading man she works with :)
on 17 Mar 2006 at 4:12 am5Mercedes

kev… stop being ignorant and grow up. Who are you to know that CZJ is a “class wife” honestly, you should really try getting over yourself first. Idiot.

BTW… I am a CZJ fan (I just don’t think she gets the right roles, except she was exceptional in Chicago) and all you people dissing her just because she’s married to that idiot, take a pill. She isn’t the one who said anything about Brangelina… really now. No need attacking innocent bystanders.
on 17 Mar 2006 at 11:00 am6eddie

Is the ink even dry on idiot boy’s divorce from JA? Holy shit! I hope these two labotomized village idiots get married so five months from now when they get divorced, the whole world has something to speculate…who will get custody of the kids? Can you think of a more shallow relationship between two beings than these two? Hitler and his dog had a more sophisticated relationship…Gumby and pokey as well! BP and AJ were meant for each other. they are both casual in their affairs and they both have them often…perfect match. Blow me
on 17 Mar 2006 at 12:00 pm7revi

eddie and kev,
if you hate the couple so much, then why are you following every news about them? and comparing them with hitler and his dog? you are even lower than dirt.
we are brangelina fans who are gathering in this site. soooo, it is our rights to dramatising our comments about our idols. if you’re sick with it, than don’t enter this site at all. that’s simple! u are really wasting your time for something that you hate. what for? what do get from it? wishing for other people’s bad luck and calling them names? becarefull. those bad wishes will go back to you. just leave this site and find something that can make you happy. not making you sick like these brangelina news. and your life will be better.
i don’t like tomkat. but i never enter their fansite and giving it bad comments. only idiots doing that.
on 17 Mar 2006 at 12:08 pm8revi

uuh… btw kev, ange did not bang every co stars she worked with. if so, she must has about 15 ex husbands or more by now. and fell in love with co stars is not a sin. that’s her neighborhood. you won’t find your love from villagers if you’re a movie star. u know what i mean? that’s usually happens. and ange is not the only one who often fell in love with her co stars. penelope cruz usually fell in love with co stars. it’s not a sin.
on 17 Mar 2006 at 8:55 pm9pate'

You know what is so funny about this site? The brangelina fans get so bent out of shape when someone gives an opposing veiwpoint re AJ and BP.
I enjoy reading what people think regarding BP’s adulturous behavior. Those of you for AJ and BP obviously don’t seem to think adultry is wrong. In a way, that’s really sad. Maybe those fans that truly idolize AJ and BP have had some similar issues in their own lives and this fan site is just a way to justify and normalize it. Am I right?
I applaud Mike Douglas for his forthright opinions. Someone of his stature does not have to pretend to be liked in the Hollywood scene. Thank you Mike.
on 17 Mar 2006 at 11:29 pm10Kat

To jen leno fans everywhere, even she herself is telling all of you freakin rejects to MOVE THE FUCK ON

“Don’t make me your victim. It makes my skin crawl. All I can do is go on and live my life,” E! Online quoted her, as telling Vogue magazine.
HELLO, YOU MAKE HER SKIN CRAWL! She doesnt want your pity so enough already you crazy ass nutbags!
on 17 Mar 2006 at 11:53 pm11Kat

Hey eddie, kev and pate,
it doesnt matter what YOU think. Its already done. It is OVER between Brad and Jen, they are NO LONGER….Cabiche? Brad is with Angi and they are crazy in love and extremely happy together. GET OVER IT AND MOVE THE FUCK ON
Oh and hey eddie,
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How the fuck is it any of your business how or where she brings up HER kids?? Its not so GET OVER YOURSELF YOU STUPID ASS-MONKEY

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Dont you mean MD leaves more intelligence in the toilet bowl after a trip to mexico city than when he opens his mouth to talk?

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Oh so now you claim to be psychic. More like fucking psycho They are in love so get over it. Guess what? They are here to stay, deal with it jackass!

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lol you sound like a freakin iraqi nutbag!

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Sounds like you might be describing yourself, no?

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Nah, think I’ll pass but try your mutha

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Oh really? So according to your retarded ass, she gives away one third of her money for all these wonderful causes because she’s a narcissist and needs therapy??? lol Shit, I wish all narcissists and people whe need therapy would give away one third of their income to help worlds starving children. I bet it would wipe out world hunger!

Hey Eddie, fuck you and anyone who thinks like you! Do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up because you are a total complete loser and you prove it eveytime you post! You are so bitter and evil who cant stand to see others happy so you come here to lash out and vent out your frustrations about your own pathetic life FOR FUCKS SAKE GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF!
on 17 Mar 2006 at 11:58 pm12Kat

“”angelina needs to get over herself and start having her kids brought up in a home not in a hut somewhere in disease ridden africa””
How the fuck is it any of your business how or where she brings up HER kids?? Its not so GET OVER YOURSELF YOU STUPID ASS-MONKEY

“”MD leaves more intelligence in the toilet bowl after a trip to mexico city than brangelina””
Dont you mean MD leaves more intelligence in the toilet bowl after a trip to mexico city than when he opens his mouth to talk?

“”if they do get married,they will divorce before that bastard kid is born””
Oh so now you claim to be psychic. More like fucking psycho

“”infidel!!””
lol you sound like a freakin iraqi nutbag!

“”people with no lives and nothing better to do sit here and try to figure out what the makes a celebrity tick””
Sounds like you might be describing yourself, no?

“”blow me””
Nah, think I’ll pass but try your mutha

“”Angelina Jolie is not out around the world to help the world’s starving children. She’s out there for her own god-forsaken self! Talk about narcissism! She needs more therapy than hitler did””
Oh really? So according to your retarded ass, she gives away one third of her money for all these wonderful causes because she’s a narcissist and needs therapy??? lol Shit, I wish all narcissists and people whe need therapy would give away one third of their income to help worlds starving children. I bet it would wipe out world hunger!
on 18 Mar 2006 at 6:43 am13Maeve

I really admire Brad and Angelina. Wish I had the guts to adopt two orphaned children before the age of 30, and then be brave enough and in love enough to have one of my own, despite the disapproval of so many. I think Brad and ANgelina are great. I can’t wait to see them get married, and I hope they stay together forever. It’s too bad for Jennifer Aniston, but to me it really seems like they wanted different things.
on 18 Mar 2006 at 11:30 am14eddie

Dear Kat,

This is America last I checked you dizzy bar stool decoration! If I have opinions about Brad and Angie may I not let them be known? Yes, I think so. Anyhow, I suppose you think it is ok to screw around on your spouse. Well thats your life and you can Fuck it up anyway you wish. But most of America thinks that adultery is wrong, and that these two have lots of bad Karma going against them. Their relationship is not “Beautiful” it;s shallow and pathetic. Sorry, it just is. And I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts that Brad pitt screws his next leading lady even if GC lets them wed in his pad this weekend. They’ll be divorced in no time. The all time great man, Bob Barker should have called BP and AJ and said to them, “Please neuter and spay yourself!” Of course they wouldn’t have so now they have a little ankle biter on the way. Good grief! What a mess this will be. My prediction: BP and AJ split after four blissful months of marriage, Brad marries Lindsy Lohan, and Angie starts pumping out more carpet-monkies with various movie stars (You take your pick) because she “likes being a mother alot” She’s needy, you brown trout gobbler!.
on 18 Mar 2006 at 11:44 am15kathy

maeve-
it has nothing to do w/ guts. it has to do with money.

kat- she gives away money b/c she has more money than god. she can afford it.
but it is a nice gesture, even if she is a loon. btw-you have some mouth on you.
clean it up a little. you dont need to talk like that to get your point across.
show a little class,be a lady for christs sake.
on 19 Mar 2006 at 12:47 pm16Kat

correction:

labeling her a loon gives you the excuse you need to STAY in your selfish pathetic little world. How sad.
on 19 Mar 2006 at 11:10 pm17eddie

Kat, you obviously have way too much time to blog about losers like bp, aj, and yerself. You have attached your meaningless life to these two losers while waiting for the floozy bar to open it’s doors to you, you silly stinky bar wench LOL While you’re throwing darts and shooting glances at the bum sitting with his head in his folded arms at the end of the bar (the one with the pock-marked face and jean-jacket with anarchy patches affixed) I either am volunteering my time or studying in class to further my education…something you should consider since your point by point counter attack is feeble minded, sophmoric, and just downright laughable. Your logic in everything you have written is childish and wanting for reason. I suspect you have lots of different last names for your children too. LMAO! Well, good luck you loser, maybe one day BP and AJ will have you come over to babysit there kids! LOL Blow me!
on 20 Mar 2006 at 5:03 am18Kat

Eddie,
You post more than anyone else here so maybe YOU should take your own advice and stop attaching your meaningless life to chinnisters. Besides you make her skin crawl, rememer? She doesnt want your pity so stay the fuck out of her business! She’s moved on already, why cant you? GET A FUCKING LIFE OF YOUR OWN! Oh and I dont go to bars you must have me confused with your mutha again!
PS Brad and Angie are togehter so get over it. ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT THEY DO WITH THEIR LIFE They dont need yours or anyone elses permission SO FUCK OFF YOU OBSSESSED PSYCHOTIC FREAK!
on 20 Mar 2006 at 8:15 am19eddie

Yes they are together and they aren’t happy. Wanna wager a bet they get divorced before you come up with something intelligent to say? Wait a minute, everything will happen before that! Well let’s pretend something far-fetched. Say you get a reasonably smart thought in…6 months…hahahaha. but it’s just pretend of course. AJ and BP will be no more. BP will get sick of her “Philanthropic” excursions and toss her to the side. I will laugh so hard too!! Long Live JA!
on 21 Mar 2006 at 2:05 am20Kat

Eddie,

What are you retarded? You claim to be so “intelligent” yet you say the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard! Let me explain this to you in a way that even a fucking retard like yourself can understand. Brad and Angie ARE happy, otherwise, they wouldn’t be together. Now if Brad had been happy with Chinniston he would still be with her. You see, people who are happy don’t split up and people who “aren’t happy” don’t get together and make babies! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD AND MOVE THE FUCK ON Hey Eddie, you make her skin crawl
You know, I think what happened is Brad might have finally gotten that lazik thing done and once he was able to see clearly he didn’t just walk but ran the fuck as far away as possible from that repulsive walking chin! She is soooo fucking ugly with her leathery skin, dumbo ears and her big ass nose and chin. She looks like a horses ASS! Actually that’s a compliment when it comes to her! I’m so glad Brad didn’t dilute his beautiful gene with that red ass monkey looking bitch from hell!
on 22 Mar 2006 at 3:13 am21eddie

Kat,

Firstly, I never claimed to be inteligent, matter of fact my IQ is only rated about 150. Besides, I agree about what you say that JA and BP not being happy. What I am saying is that these celebrities, actors and actresses are so screwed up, that they will never be any paragon of a healthy relationship. they are empty vessels waiting to be filled, they all have personality disorders! they don’t even know who they are! Don’t like it, well thems the breaks. Thats reality. I just don’t see these two breaking that mold and I give them 4 mos from their wedding… or Brad’s next movie…
on 28 Mar 2006 at 12:31 am22Kat

Oh look everyone, we have a genius amongst us! Who’s got nothing better to do than come here and cry about chinnistons failed marriage! LOL

Look eddie, celebrities are not the only ones who are screwed up when it comes to healthy relationships or marriage. Just check out the statistics, 50 percent of all marriages end up in divorce. Most likely YOUR marriage, present or future, will end up in divorce so just get over chinnistons already, ok?

“they all have personality disorders”
AND YOU DONT??? GET A LIFE, WILL YOU?
on 28 Mar 2006 at 3:53 am23eddie

Hey everyone, I didn’t realize that angelina had so many tattoos covering her profane flesh! I also couldn;t believe that she has had most of them either removed or revamped over time. Now there’s a thought process as solid as the rock of gib
on 28 Mar 2006 at 4:04 am24eddie

Oh, Kat, didn’t realize you responded. Well, its true that marriages fail 50-60 percent of the time, but I would bet dollars to nickels that you have a much higher rate than that! But don’t get all down about it, you just keep trying there silly! P.S. You have an anger problem!! Relax, smell the incense, smoke a big fattie, and slug down a bud light. Think of a happy place
on 28 Mar 2006 at 4:49 am25Kat

Anger problem? lol
Sweetie, I’m usually laughing my ass off at you while reading your posts and not because you’re just so darn witty but more like I CANT BELIEVE HOW FUCKED UP SOME PEOPLE ARE! I really can’t! It’s down right hilarious!
I kind of feel sorry for you though.
on 28 Mar 2006 at 4:56 am26Kat

Btw, I came across this message forum about chinniston and one of the members had this under every one of her posts “if God had a face, it would look like this” and there is a picture of chinniston next to it! LOL Can you believe??? It should be more like “if the devils asshole had hemorrhoids, it would look like this” following with a picture of chinniston! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
on 28 Mar 2006 at 8:35 am27eddie

Kat,
You can feel sorry for me if you want. If that makes YOU feel better then go right ahead. But I have it pretty good in all reality. I can’t think of much more that I could want or desire than what I have. BTW JA and that guy she is seeing, Vince or Vance, have a better chance than those two stunods Brangelina. They are more down to earth and realistic. Not that they have some isssues for sure, for sure!

PS, if you really feel that sorry for me, here’s what we can do. You can send me the your cashed welfare check money. That way you don’t have to feel so bad for me as I have a night out on the town and toast it up
Take care, eddie
on 29 Mar 2006 at 4:48 am28Kat

“JA and that guy she is seeing, Vince or Vance, have a better chance than those two stunods Brangelina.”

lol you’re so stupid! I bet Vince can’t stand the bitch, he’s just with her as a favor to Brad and Angie. To keep Chin out of their way! Think about it. They probably paid him or something. Or maybe vince just feels sorry for the pittiful loser, if it wasnt for him, she would have killed herself by now.
on 29 Mar 2006 at 9:47 am29eddie

Kat,

Even though I did see Brad on line at the bank around the time when V was starting out with JA, Our conversation didn’t come to what he was at the bank for, but maybe your assumption has merit!? But I don’t think she’s really all that upset over BP, after all, he’s getting along in years now and V is more age appropriate for her! Besides, she didn’t want his children, she’s probably happy he’s with Miss tattoolina jolly!
on 30 Mar 2006 at 1:16 am30Kat

“But I don’t think she’s really all that upset over BP”

That’s great. I wish you could say the same for yourself. You seem more upset about it then she is. Why don’t you do as she has and move on with YOUR life.

“Besides, she didn’t want his children, she’s probably happy he’s with Miss tattoolina jolly”

So it worked out perfect than because Angie is more than happy to have his gorgeous babes. I bet they had an amazing time making this baby.
Oh and Angies tattoos are HOT! Apparently Brad thinks they are as well. Just look how quickly she became pregnant. lol
on 30 Mar 2006 at 6:17 am31eddie

“I bet they had an amazing time making this baby”

I bet they did cause she was probably thinking of Billy Bob and he was thinking of the one you call the “Chinnster”! The above comment you made is really bizzare…you must fantasize about being in the middle of the two of them, hey whatever floats your stones there weirdo!
on 02 Apr 2006 at 12:02 pm32Kat

“I bet they did cause she was probably thinking of Billy Bob and he was thinking of the one you call the “Chinnster”!”

Yea, right. In chinnistons dream. If that were true, they would still be with them and chinniston wouldn’t have been on every talk show and magazine crying about “pity parties” and “the worse experience of my life” . Get real!

“you must fantasize about being in the middle of the two of them”

No, I just like rubbing it in all you chinniston fans faces! LOL
on 04 Apr 2006 at 5:15 am33eddie

You FOOL!, Once Brad realizes Angelina is a far out crazy blood necklace wearing, brother kissin’ impulsive inked-skin being, Brad is gonna run back to Jennifer crying like a little ankle biter. And then you will be depressed for sure!
on 04 Apr 2006 at 8:45 am34kat

You’re the fool if you think Brad doesnt already know about these things. He know’s the truth about her, not the BS the media tries to shove down peoples throats. You see eddie, only losers like you gobble up every ounce of that shit.

“Brad is gonna run back to Jennifer crying like a little ankle biter”

I can’t believe you’re a guy. What a candy ass!
on 04 Apr 2006 at 8:53 am35eddie

whaaaaaaaaaaaaa! my idol leather-face got dumped by her husband whaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! my big nosed idol can’t act worth shit whaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! my long chinned idol looks like the love child of Jay Leno and Barbra Streisand whaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
on 05 Apr 2006 at 4:36 am36kat

eddie,

I’ve finally seen the light and wisdom of what you have been saying about how great Jennifer Anniston really is and how manipulative Angelina has been and that Brad is just a pawn in her game of conquest. Long live Leno and Streisand!
on 06 Apr 2006 at 8:44 am37Angel

here is a song just for you eddie.

’ Mr. Personality ’

Chorus:
they call you mr personality because you’re so ugly
they call you mr personality because you’re so ugly
you’re so ugly
mr personality, you’re so ugly
mr personality, you’re so ugly
mr personality, you’re so ugly
When i look at you i go outta my mind,
its like im lookin at someones behind.
you make the children scream and babys cry,
with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
you’re so ugly, your dad hadda tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
ooh thats ugly.
Chorus
No matter what you wear, your face doesnt match,
i dont think you were born, you hadda be hatched.
everyone you meet gets one hell of a stare,
they cant fall asleep cause your a walking nightmare.
you’re so ugly…i heard that when you were born, the dr slapped yo momma.
ooh man thats ugly.
Chorus
You make frankenstein look like johnny depp,
and when you cross the street you cause a major car wreck.
you asked my grandma if she needed help with her bags,
i’ve never seen an old lady run so fast.
Geez look at those glasses…are those coke bottles or something?
is that your face…or did your neck throw up something?
Chorus
You’re so ugly
on 07 Apr 2006 at 1:57 am38eddie

here is a song just for you angel’s father.

’ Mr. Personality ‘

Chorus:
they call you mr personality because you’re so ugly
they call you mr personality because you’re so ugly
you’re so ugly
mr personality, you’re so ugly
mr personality, you’re so ugly
mr personality, you’re so ugly
When i look at you i go outta my mind,
its like im lookin at someones behind.
you make the children scream and babys cry,
with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
you’re so ugly, your dad hadda tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
ooh thats ugly.
Chorus
No matter what you wear, your face doesnt match,
i dont think you were born, you hadda be hatched.
everyone you meet gets one hell of a stare,
they cant fall asleep cause your a walking nightmare.
you’re so ugly…i heard that when you were born, the dr slapped yo momma.
ooh man thats ugly.
Chorus
You make frankenstein look like johnny depp,
and when you cross the street you cause a major car wreck.
you asked my grandma if she needed help with her bags,
i’ve never seen an old lady run so fast.
Geez look at those glasses…are those coke bottles or something?
is that your face…or did your neck throw up something?
Chorus
You’re so ugly
on 09 Apr 2006 at 1:27 am39kat

ROLMFAO eddie, when you were HATCHED the doctor slapped yo momma :o
dayyyyyum, thats uuuuuuuuugly! hahahahahahaha
on 11 Apr 2006 at 7:45 am40eddie

Kat, Talk to me when buy a thought…. stupid.
on 13 Apr 2006 at 6:34 am41Kat

hey eddie, don’t talk to me at all because I can’t stand unwitty, retarded losers like yourself.
on 14 Apr 2006 at 8:10 am42Eddie

Kat, Do you wipe BEFORE you commit No. 2 (poop)???
on 14 Apr 2006 at 10:04 pm43Kat

OMG eddie,
I had the worse dream last night. I was in Africa and there was this huge elephant who resembled Chinniston because it had her hair as well as her humungous chin. Anyways, there were all these people standing around Brad who was pulling on this other guy who had his finger in the elephants ass but they couldn’t get YOU out!
on 15 Apr 2006 at 6:56 am44eddie

Stop dreaming about me, you frightmare
on 16 Apr 2006 at 12:44 am45Kat

Don’t flatter yourself honey. YOU WERE the frightmare. It really is frightening how obsessed you are with leather-face, especially, since you make her skin crawl.

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