Brangelina: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Gossip

Now that the Reuters, MSNBC, and CNN flood has receded, I’ll jump back into the game. I wanted that last post to get good exposure since I felt it really captured the true spirit of Brangelina. I was trying to funnel the hysteria towards a constructive path.

It’s time to catch up on some news … make that news and BS. You make the call as to what’s true and what’s not. Many of these stories are widely known but I’ll cover them anyway.

- Angelina is rumored to have asked Jenny Shimizu to be the godmother to her children but Brad is angry about that.
- The next Vanity Fair issue will have a picture of Angelina “neked” in a bathtub.
- She, also, is looking at a possibly starring in the sequel to Sin City.
- If you’re curious about what was in the mind of a 20 year old Angelina, MSNBC has an interesting bit which talks about old Angelina interviews that have been dug up.
- The National Ledger has Angelina often breaking down in tears due to the stress of the pregnancy.
- The first baby bump picture cost People magazine $400K. The Post is thinking the first real baby pictures published could be worth millions! If it’s a boy, I think he’ll be the next 6 Million Dollar Man.
- The biggest news, I feel, was the attack on Angelina by an Aniston fan in Berlin. Which one of you Team Aniston fans trolling my site did it?
- New Woman magazine has Brad Pitt as their World’s Sexiest Man.
- Brad is, also, shopping for a gay movie role. What has Angelina been doing to that boy? Perhaps, it’s a little Brokeback Mountain jealousy.

As always, I’m having trouble coming up with enough Brad news to keep pace with Ang.

Pick your favorite Brangelina wedding rumor: Italy (again), Dublin, or no wedding at all. The Steelers won the Super Bowl but there’s been no word that a Vegas wedding occurred… oh well.