Archive for September, 2005

“In Touch” is totally ‘Out of Touch’

I can’t believe this survey picked Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore as the most romantic couple in Hollywood and Brangelina didn’t even make it on the list.

Do the poll a year from now and Brangelina will be on top.

Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’

Jesse James is getting down to business.
The new sherrif in town better watch out.

I’m thinking I know what the outcome of this movie will be. Wild Jen Aniston is going to shoot him down.

Old news on a slow day:

Brad’s buddy, George Clooney, gives Brangelina the thumbs up saying Angelina Jolie is the woman for Brad Pitt according to U.K.’s Mirror.

The Brangelina Bounty is off.

In case you haven’t heard, K-Rock in Canada is cancelling their $50K bounty to get Brad and Angelina into their studio. The money is now going to Hurricane Katrina relief, ... a much better cause.

Why hasn’t she called me?

Apparently to Gawker, Brad’s not Angelina’s only choice for a dinner date. Maybe, he’s just the new nanny and all this Brangelina stuff is pure hype. A night in Tribecca with Pellegrino … I can do better than that.

Barbara WaWa

Coming soon to a TV near you.

Angelina: Heads it Oprah, tails it’s Barbara Walters.
(coin flip)
Brad: It’s Heads! I love Oprah!
Angelina: I hate Oprah. We’ll do Wawa.
Brad: Yes, dear.

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